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SUPPOSEDLY if you’ve seen over 90 movies, you have no life. Mark the ones you’ve seen. There are 245 movies on this list. Copy this list mail, go to your own facebook account, paste this as a note. Then, put x’s next to the movies you’ve seen, add them up, change the header adding your number, and click post at the bottom. Have fun!
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() Rocky Horror Picture Show
(x) Grease
(x) Pirates of the Caribbean
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 2: Dead Man’s Chest
(X) Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At World’s End
() Boondock Saints
(X) Fight Club
(X) Starsky and Hutch
(x) Neverending Story
() Blazing Saddles
(X) Airplane
Total: 8
(x) The Princess Bride
() AnchorMan
(x) Napoleon Dynamite
(x) Labyrinth
() Saw
() Saw II
(X) Saw III
() White Noise
(x) White Oleander
() Anger Management
(x) 50 First Dates
(x) The Princess Diaries
(x) The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
Total so far: 16
(x) Scream
(X) Scream 2
(X) Scream 3
(X) Scary Movie
() Scary Movie 2
() Scary Movie 3
() Scary Movie 4
(x) American Pie
(x) American Pie 2
(x) American Wedding
(X) American Pie Band Camp
Total so far: 25
(x) Harry Potter 1
(X) Harry Potter 2
(X) Harry Potter 3
(X) Harry Potter 4
(X) Harry Potter 5
() Resident Evil 1
() Resident Evil 2
(x) The Wedding Singer
(x) Little Black Book
(X) The Village
(X) Lilo & Stitch
Total so far: 34
(x) Finding Nemo
(X) Finding Neverland
(X) Signs
(x) The Grinch
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre
() Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
() White Chicks
(x) Butterfly Effect
(x) 13 Going on 30
(X) I, Robot
() Robots
Total so far: 41
(x) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
(X) Universal Soldier
(X) Lemony Snicket: A Series Of Unfortunate Events
(x) Along Came Polly
(X) Deep Impact
(X) KingPin
(x) Never Been Kissed
(x) Meet The Parents
(x) Meet the Fockers
() Eight Crazy Nights
(x) Joe Dirt
(X) KING KONG
Total so far: 52
(x) A Cinderella Story
() Another Cinderella Story
() The Terminal
(X) The Lizzie McGuire Movie
(X) Passport to Paris
(x) Dumb & Dumber
() Dumber & Dumberer
() Final Destination
() Final Destination 2
() Final Destination 3
() Halloween
(X) The Ring
() The Ring 2
(X) Surviving X-MAS
() Flubber
Total so far:58
(X) Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
(X) Practical Magic
(X) Chicago
() Ghost Ship
X() From Hell
(X) Hellboy
(X) Secret Window
() I Am Sam
(x) The Whole Nine Yards
() The Whole Ten Yards
Total so far: 66
(X) The Day After Tomorrow
(X) Child’s Play
() Seed of Chucky
() Bride of Chucky
(x) Ten Things I Hate About You
(x) Just Married
(X) Gothika
(X) Nightmare on Elm Street
(x) Sixteen Candles
(X) Remember the Titans
(X) Coach Carter
() The Grudge
() The Grudge 2
(x) The Mask
() Son Of The Mask
Total so far: 76
(X) Bad Boys
(X) Bad Boys 2
(x) Joy Ride
() Lucky Number Sleven
(x) Ocean’s Eleven
(x) Ocean’s Twelve
(X) Ocean’s Thirteen
(X) Bourne Identity
(X) Bourne Supremacy
(X) Bourne Ultimatum
() Lone Star
(x) Bedazzled
() Predator I
() Predator II
() The Fog
(X) Ice Age
() Ice Age 2: The Meltdown
() Curious George
Total so far: 87
(X) Independence Day
() Cujo
() A Bronx Tale
() Darkness Falls
() Christine
(x) ET
() Children of the Corn
() My Boss’s Daughter
(x) Maid in Manhattan
(X) War of the Worlds
(X) Rush Hour
(X) Rush Hour 2
Total so far: 93
() Best Bet
(x) How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
(x) She’s All That
(X) Calendar Girls
(X) Sideways
(X) Mars Attacks
(X) Event Horizon
(x) Ever After
(x) Wizard of Oz
(x) Forrest Gump
() Big Trouble in Little China
(X) The Terminator
(X) The Terminator 2
(X) The Terminator 3
Total so far: 104
(X) X-Men
(X) X2
(X) X-3
(x) Spider-Man
(X) Spider-Man 2
(X) Spider-Man 3
() Sky High
() Jeepers Creepers
() Jeepers Creepers 2
(X) Catch Me If You Can
(x) The Little Mermaid
(x) Freaky Friday
() Reign of Fire
(x) The Skulls
(x) Cruel Intentions
(X) Cruel Intentions 2
() The Hot Chick
(x) Shrek
(x) Shrek 2
(x) Shrek 3
Total so far: 119
(x) Swimfan
(X) Miracle on 34th street
(X) Old School
(x) The Notebook
() K-Pax
() Krippendorf’s Tribe
(x) A Walk to Remember
() Ice Castles
() Boogeyman
(x) The 40-year-old-virgin
Total so far:125
(X) Lord of the Rings Fellowship of the Ring
(X) Lord of the Rings The Two Towers
(X) Lord of the Rings Return Of the King
(X) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
(X) Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
(X Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Total so far: 131
() Baseketball
() Hostel
(X) Waiting for Guffman
() House of 1000 Corpses
() Devils Rejects
(X) Elf
() Highlander
(X) Mothman Prophecies
(X) American History X
() Three
Total so Far: 135
() The Jacket
() Kung Fu Hustle
() Shaolin Soccer
() Night Watch
(x) Monsters Inc.
(x) Titanic
(X) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
() Shaun Of the Dead
() Willard
Total so far: 138
() High Tension
() Club Dread
() Hulk
() Dawn Of the Dead
(X) Hook
(X) Chronicle Of Narnia The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
(x) 28 days later
() Orgazmo
() Phantasm
(X) Waterworld
Total so far: 142
(X) Kill Bill vol 1
(X) Kill Bill vol 2
(X) Mortal Kombat
() Wolf Creek
(X) Kingdom of Heaven
(X) the Hills Have Eyes
() I Spit on Your Grave aka the Day of the Woman
() The Last House on the Left
() Re-Animator
() Army of Darkness
Total so far: 147
(X) Star Wars Ep. I The Phantom Menace
(X) Star Wars Ep. II Attack of the Clones
(X) Star Wars Ep. III Revenge of the Sith
(X) Star Wars Ep. IV A New Hope
(X) Star Wars Ep. V The Empire Strikes Back
(X) Star Wars Ep. VI Return of the Jedi
() Ewoks Caravan Of Courage
() Ewoks The Battle For Endor
Total so far: 153
(X) The Matrix
(X) The Matrix Reloaded
(X) The Matrix Revolutions
() Animatrix
(X) Evil Dead
(X) Evil Dead 2
(X) Team America: World Police
(X) Red Dragon
(X) Silence of the Lambs
(X) Hannibal
Total so far: 162
Now Add them up and......
I’d just like t point out that I was a film major in college and am now paid to watch said well sometimes, “crap” for work. Plus some of these were good and/or great films! How many have you watched?
For the past few weeks the studio lot where I work is taping a new television show. I cannot disclose which show or the exact ppl involved in this story but let’s just say it’s a family and the dad is known for his incomprehensible speech and shuffling. Anyways….this past week they were doing rehearsals. First there’s no parking, second I have to trip over their giant equipment trucks every day, third they decided most of the side walk needed to be a red carpet holding area, Fourth the main entrance to my building is the security check point for the studio audience. Now after all this you cannot entire the other two entrances in the building because the hallways go past their dressing rooms.
At this point, I can’t park and cannot walk into my building without being “searched”. Two of the family members dressing rooms are on my floor. Before you get to the dressing rooms you pass by the bathrooms. These bathrooms are the ONLY bathrooms on the floor. Yesterday I took the very long walk to the bathrooms. Sitting at the end of the hallway is your stereotypical security guards. Large wearing a leather jacket, looking bored, on the cell phone type guards. As I walk up, he stops stares at me, starts to get up as I walk past and then he stands and watches as I enter the bathroom. WTF?! Then as I leave the bathroom he watches me leave the area. I mean I get that there are “famous” ppl down the hall but who cares? I work in the entertainment industry so I’ve seen a few “celebrities” and honestly could give a shit. Plus I was wearing my studio badge AND our lot isn’t open to the public. It was ridiculous.
Last night it was 11pm and I was finally heading home from work. I really, really wanted pizza and in LA there are no late night pizza places. So I decided to stop at one of those Taco Bell/ Pizza Hut combo restaurants. First I get in line, in the drive thru, and I sit and sit and sit. REally I mean how long does it really take to make a taco? After sitting for almost 20min I make my order only to get to the window and for them to say, “sorry. You’re breadsticks aren’t ready yet. We’ll give you some free nachos if you don’t mind pulling around and wating a few minutes.” Fine. I really wanted my damn pizza.
I pull over and start reading a magazine, not really paying attention to the time. After awhile I realize it’s been almost 20 freakin’ minutes. I look back and the restarurant doors are now locked. WTF?! So I go through the horrendously slow drive thru yet again. After another 10 minutes I get to the window….first the damn breadsticks are still not ready. The very embarassed guy at the window gives me a refund and just my pizza. Um yeah free nachos? Anyone?
After almost an hour at this fun adventure I get home. I finally get to sit down and eat my highly anticipated, sought after pepperoni pizza. Um it was basically cheeseless, burnt, and horrible. Needless to say I was extremely happy I got my money back. Worst pizza I’ve ever had and this includes when I’ve had to mop grease up off the pizza. Moral of the story: F’ drive thrus, especially at 11pm.
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Normally I would never ever post about this but in the last two days I’ve had multiple conversations about my friends and whether we have “game” or no “game”. Personally I believe I fall into the “no game” category but at the same time that might actually be my game. Confused yet? Welcome to my world.
I have a friend and she’s great. She’s funny, witty, cute as shit, and people love to hang around her. She never, ever has a boyfriend. At first you’re like I don’t get it but then you start to see it. She is completely game- less. Girl, walks up to a boy and will like should bump him and is like “Hey man”! Whoa. Even I who has little to any knowledge of such things knows this is not the way to get anyone to like you. I am not a girly girl. I’m really sort of an ass and I make it quite difficult to get to know me. Yes, I’m a boy with really good breasts. But I know that really being “a guy” is not a good thing unless you want said boy to just be your friend. It’s painful ppl. It’s so “friendly” like that I didn’t even know she liked several guys because it was like she went out of her way to make it seem like she was one of the guys. Later I found out that she actually wanted to date a few of them. Oh Lord. Girl needs some help.
Now back to me….like I said I don’t really have game and you want to know why? It’s because I feel stupid batting my eyelashes, giggling, and being all “girly” toward anyone. AND the one thing I’ve always had going for me is the fact that I am not stupid. I am actually quite intelligent and therefore will never do things which make me seem or feel otherwise. Plus I do not want to date you if I need to do those type of gestures to get your interest. Nope. You will never be the person for me. Honestly if you’re not funny, clever, witty, a bit of an ass, and smart then you really need to not be talking to me. I have plenty of sub par ppl in my life and have no need nor want to add anymore. Just to be clear, I’m not being a snob when I say smart. Intelligence comes in many different forms. I happen to be semi-book smart with a lot of common sense and street smarts. People I’ve liked have ranged from being “smart” at film making, lead guitarist, book smart too, semi-pro snowboarder, and well the one that honestly is smarter than me but doesn’t totally believe that. Let’s just say we definitely could match wits and it was a sarcastic, asinine good time. Loved it.
But I digress….I have no game because I don’t want any game and that ladies and gentlemen is exactly my game. Wanna play?
For the past two days I have spent my evenings reading a great new book, Belong to Me by Marisa De Los Santos. I had been wanting to read this novel for quite awhile and finally got my free copy from the public library, but this book I would definitely go spend the money to buy. Honestly I am not such a fan of any literature which doesn’t have a good central story. If I’m not sucked into the world and really care about the characters I am not going to highly enjoy the book. I might like it but I’m not going to crave it which usually causes me to read the entire piece in a sitting or two.
The story is set in a rural suburb of Philadelphia and at first glance I thought was going to revolve around living in a small town and how the new woman adapts to it. Yawn. Been there, done that, hell lived that one. After the first chapter or two you realize that the story isn’t from one person’s point of view but several characters and without noticing it these characters seem to weave themselves together. Each personal story begins to subliminally teach the reader a lesson which sounds painful or awful but I like to think of it as wake up call. I reminder of certain aspects of life we tend to not remember or pay enough attention to each day.
The most profound character is a near genius level 13 yr old kid, Dev. Dev’s one of those people that thinks about everything and takes thoughts into the abstract but without making you feel stupid or him sounding silly. It’s Dev’s thoughts on time that intrigued me. During 7th grade, he was ridiculed by a teacher who obviously was not as smart as Dev. Painfully this year seemed to crawl by for Dev. Each day seemingly becoming longer and more difficult to manage. Sensing his pain, Dav’s mom, Lake tests him and decides to move to this suburb so he can attend a special gifted high school. Dev flourishes there, makes friends, has teachers who listen to him and even meets a girl. Six months later, Dev feels like his old life in CA is like the miles between CA and Philly or years ago. His former life seems so distant he cannot even imagine living it.
I’m sure there’s some name for this feeling that time can slow or speed up. There are days when I look at the calendar thinking it’s October…..Wait, it’s October! In two weeks I will be turning 29. What happened to 28 or 27 or 26? Unlike Dev my life hasn’t improved that much over the years for this time to just fly by. In High school time felt like it stood still but HS was not a pleasant experience for me. I constantly fought the need to be invisible and the need to be shiny, bright, and visible. Not an easy balance beam to maneuver. Which leads me to my other favorite phenomenon to ponder; change.
Many times in my life I could actually feel the moment my life changed; for good. For most some of these moments deal directly with death. Anyone not affected by a loved one’s death I think might need some help. Death doesn’t always change a person in a negative way either. Sometimes it forces us into realizing we need to make other changes in our lives or simply live our life. I used to think ppl were full of crap when they said live your life…um, what else can you do? But it’s so very true. As I got older I kept hearing my mother’s voice as I said, “No I can’t do that trip right now, but in the future I’ll go”. My mom is 58 and this April is finally going to Europe. I desperately didn’t want my life to be the same way. Now I scrounge up money and just go. The experiences I’ve had from traveling will always mean more to me than any pair of shoes or clothing or computer gadget.
But there are other changes; subtle ones. The type where you stop one day, look at yourself in the mirror and think who is this person? Don’t go negative here but this can happen. Without even realizing it your attitude can change, the way you dress, think about the world. Those sneak up on you and usually are a good thing. Sometimes though, change will be forced upon you in a way you’d never expected. A broken heart, loss of a friendship, losing a job, realizing you’re not the person you’d always aspired to be…….these change us forever. Many revolve around people entering and leaving our lives, just like everything else sometimes it’s a good thing to purge an unhealthy relationship from your life. Other times it can be painful. Pain you feel throughout your entire body. Luckily that can heal.
Found a great quote yesterday. In regards to his parents…
” I know that if one of them had been any different, it would have sent my life into a spiral of misunderstandings and insecurities about the world and about the relationships I have. ninety percent of the people I meet are dealing with issues they can’t overcome because of bad parenting. That’s the truth. There’s that side of you that says, ‘Time to get over the hurt and move.’ “It’s hard to do. So you just hang on to the emotion that this one didn’t love me, or why didn’t that relationship last? That stuff stays with you forever. You want to say, ‘Get over yourself! Come on! Time to grow up! Some people are able to do that, but a lot of use remains victims of it. So I was fortunate with my parents. Without them, I would never have been able to be as level headed as I am, considering everything that’s happened to me.” – Leonardo DiCaprio as told to Parade Magazine
Another reason why I simply admire Leo. I feel as if I’m dealing with the people described every single day.
Honestly I really just felt the need to add a post….I’m sitting on my couch, wishing my sort throat wasn’t sore anymore and very tried. I need to go to sleep because tomorrow I’m suppose to help my two friends move in together. I’ve managed to punk out of 2 of their previous moves so I really need to do my part this time. Sigh. Really wish I felt better cause it’s the VMA’s this weekend and I should be out getting drunk w/ celebrities, but instead I worked then came home.
Last weekend I was able to go visit my BFF in Chicago and it was heaven. Her family is like my other family and I always just get to relax and chill out when I’m there. I leave all the problems in LA and just get to play with her 2 year old son and get fed lots of yummy food. Plus there’s the magic day bed. She had this bed in college and I used to sleep in her room during the day cause she got a breeze. now the bed is in the guest room and I always sleep like a baby in it. It’s amazing! I was having soo many problems with sleep before I left that I had tried several drugs and doctors. I’m trying to become more active, mostly cause I’m becoming a blob and I need to get physically exhausted as well as mentally.
Work isn’t stressing me out but my personal life is a bit. I feel stuck. Like I’m not moving anywhere. I never thought at this point in my life this is where I’d be but here I am and rather than except this shit I’m trying to fight it. I really have to find a new job soon and i’m trying to find a job which involves working with bands. I really want to combine TV, online, and music. I think it would be perfect for my new obsession with finding new music, the limitless possibilities of the Internet, and TV aspect is my fantastic ability to interview people. Never thought I ‘d be good at it but I am and now is the time to use this shit. I want a change…what I’d love is to get hired to be a band’s videographer and go on tour with them. I’d gladly put my shit in storage and take off for awhile. Sounds like a great adventure for me. I need a new adventure and one which doesn’t cost me thousands.
I’m also considering dating someone…yep that’s a new one for me. I’m not even sure I totally like this person or am just bored and am willing to take the chance. I haven’t totally decided yet and am hoping that next week we can just “run into” each other while out. Hey the one you want can’t get their shit together you have to go out and find someone new. I think I’m more than ready for this to happen…ok it’s taken a bit cause I haven’t found anyone I even remotely wanted to date but I might have now…….
Yep, that is so me right now. My life has turned into a giant yawn fest. Why you ask? Well it all begins and ends with my damn job. For that though we should start at the very beginning….junior high. It was at this point in my life that my father, who is a wise man (I’m serious) told me to take one of my hobbies and make it into a career. Too bad my hobby wasn’t math or disecting animals so that I could be an accountant or veternarian. Nope, my favorite past time? TV. The death of society. I wanted to make movies and tv shows. Lord.
Flash forward to now 28 yr old me, I’m broke, nearing 30 and can barely pay my rent cause I have a degree in Film Production or a nice stiff piece of paper to wipe my ass with – it would be more useful that way. My current position is better than my old job but definitely isn’t perfect. I work night edits and have been for 2 months and have at least 2 more to go. Shoot me. I have no life. AND my sleep is ruined. I’m on day 4 of not sleeping and I’ve gone completely stupid. Here’s a typical fun filled day for me:
1. Noon try to wake up.
2. 1pm – actually get up
2:30pm – shower
3:30pm – drive to work
4:00pm – Get to work and learn of the day’s drama
5:00pm – Boss leaves and sitting in tiny dark room begins
7:00pm – Dinner and moment of sanity as leave tiny dark room
1:00am – Finish boring editing session where watch editor press buttons.
1:30 – 1:45am – Get Home
4:00am – still cannot sleep
5:00am – Get up to have water…still not sleeping.
6:00am – Curse the F’ing sun and the not working drapes
6:15am – finally fall asleep
REPEAT!!!
Now as my 1.5 readers, read this please think about my exciting life as you pick a career in college. You to could live this joyous, life changing, thrill a minute, can’t get enough of it all…..life. *Yawn. Shit, writing this even bored me.
There are times, ahem once a month, that being a female ie. woman can really suck. Generally I like being a girl. Being able to think using my actual brain and all but there are times where I want to just bitch about it. Here’s a few reasons why:
1. Once a month I want to rip my ovaries out with my bare hands, swing them around my head, and fling them at the nearest neanderthal. This hatred of being in pain, bloated, cranky, and all girly mostly comes from the fact that I cannot have kids so this monthly good time is wasted on me. I have friends who love it cause it reaffirms their “womanhood” um Why?! it’s gross and awful.
2. Men can urinate anywhere at anytime and it’s easy and not a production for them. Any of my friends who give me the well if we’re stuck in traffic and you had to go, you’d use a bottle too. Um no. Please be prepatred to have urine all over your nice car seats. I am a bathroom only kind of girl.
3. Men get to be hairy and not only is it accepted in society but many and I mean many women find it a turn on. For women, oh man if you need any type of sprucing up well then the man you’re with is running the other way. WTF?! Trimming is for everyone.
4. As men age they are considered distinguised and more sexy. Ie. George Clooney. The man is definitely sexier today, in his 40’s, than during the “Roseanne” years. Women, get to spend thousands of dollars on plastic surgery, trainers, diets, botox, and every freakin’ miracle cream known to the world. AND if even then we are in our 40’s and don’t look 25 then we are hideous.
5. Men get to gain weight. Ohh bring on the beer guts! Women will still sleep with a pudgy, beer gutted man and find pleasure in doing so but if a woman dares to put on 5lbs suddenly she’s a water retaining hose beast that no man will every touch and find great pleasure in not, F’ing her, but publicly ridiculing her. Want to talk about F’d up?!
Now honestly all this bitching came only because I’m cranky and hating my ovaries. Some of the items above women can bring on themselves. I personally will not spend thousands in plastic surgery, will nto sleep w/ portly men nor hairy ones, and if you think I’m fat then walk the other way because if you call me fat in public you’re never going to be able to “perform” again.
