Normally I would never ever post about this but in the last two days I’ve had multiple conversations about my friends and whether we have “game” or no “game”. Personally I believe I fall into the “no game” category but at the same time that might actually be my game. Confused yet? Welcome to my world.

I have a friend and she’s great. She’s funny, witty, cute as shit, and people love to hang around her. She never, ever has a boyfriend. At first you’re like I don’t get it but then you start to see it. She is completely game- less. Girl, walks up to a boy and will like should bump him and is like “Hey man”! Whoa. Even I who has little to any knowledge of such things knows this is not the way to get anyone to like you. I am not a girly girl. I’m really sort of an ass and I make it quite difficult to get to know me. Yes, I’m a boy with really good breasts. But I know that really being “a guy” is not a good thing unless you want said boy to just be your friend. It’s painful ppl. It’s so “friendly” like that I didn’t even know she liked several guys because it was like she went out of her way to make it seem like she was one of the guys. Later I found out that she actually wanted to date a few of them. Oh Lord. Girl needs some help.

Now back to me….like I said I don’t really have game and you want to know why? It’s because I feel stupid batting my eyelashes, giggling, and being all “girly” toward anyone. AND the one thing I’ve always had going for me is the fact that I am not stupid. I am actually quite intelligent and therefore will never do things which make me seem or feel otherwise. Plus I do not want to date you if I need to do those type of gestures to get your interest. Nope. You will never be the person for me. Honestly if you’re not funny, clever, witty, a bit of an ass, and smart then you really need to not be talking to me. I have plenty of sub par ppl in my life and have no need nor want to add anymore. Just to be clear, I’m not being a snob when I say smart. Intelligence comes in many different forms. I happen to be semi-book smart with a lot of common sense and street smarts. People I’ve liked have ranged from being “smart” at film making, lead guitarist, book smart too, semi-pro snowboarder, and well the one that honestly is smarter than me but doesn’t totally believe that. Let’s just say we definitely could match wits and it was a sarcastic, asinine good time. Loved it.

But I digress….I have no game because I don’t want any game and that ladies and gentlemen is exactly my game. Wanna play?