Archive for December, 2008

For the past few weeks the studio lot where I work is taping a new television show. I cannot disclose which show or the exact ppl involved in this story but let’s just say it’s a family and the dad is known for his incomprehensible speech and shuffling. Anyways….this past week they were doing rehearsals. First there’s no parking, second I have to trip over their giant equipment trucks every day, third they decided most of the side walk needed to be a red carpet holding area, Fourth the main entrance to my building is the security check point for the studio audience. Now after all this you cannot entire the other two entrances in the building because the hallways go past their dressing rooms.

At this point, I can’t park and cannot walk into my building without being “searched”. Two of the family members dressing rooms are on my floor. Before you get to the dressing rooms you pass by the bathrooms. These bathrooms are the ONLY bathrooms on the floor. Yesterday I took the very long walk to the bathrooms. Sitting at the end of the hallway is your stereotypical security guards. Large wearing a leather jacket, looking bored, on the cell phone type guards. As I walk up, he stops stares at me, starts to get up as I walk past and then he stands and watches as I enter the bathroom. WTF?! Then as I leave the bathroom he watches me leave the area. I mean I get that there are “famous” ppl down the hall but who cares? I work in the entertainment industry so I’ve seen a few “celebrities” and honestly could give a shit. Plus I was wearing my studio badge AND our lot isn’t open to the public. It was ridiculous.

1. last beverage→Diet Coke
2. last phone call→ Mel
3. last instant message→ Jessi
4. last song u listened to→ The Con by Tegan and Sara
5. last time you cried→ last night
6. last text message→ Michelle

SIX HAVE YOU EVER:
1. dated someone twice→ nope once was enough thank you
2. been cheated on? yes
3. kissed someone & regretted it?→ Nope
4. lost someone special?→ Yes
5. been depressed?→ Yes
6. been drunk and threw up? who hasn’t?

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
1. Yellow
2. Pink
3. Green

THIS MONTH HAVE YOU:
1. Made a new friend → Yes
2. Fallen out of love → No
3. Laughed until you cried → Yes
4. Met someone who changed your life → No
5. Found out who your true friends were → No
6. found out someone was talking about you→ No
7. Have you kissed anyone on your friend’s list→ Um on fb this month? No
8. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life → almost all except a few
9. How many kids do you want to have→ none
10. Do you have any pets → sadly no
11. Do you want to change your name → No
12. What did you do for your last birthday→Um had a party at Truckstop….
13. What time did you wake up today → 10:00am
14. What were you doing at midnight last night →Sitting in the F’ing Taco Bell drive thru
15. Name something you CANNOT wait for →my trips to Chicago and Vancouver
16. Last time you saw your father→ May – I really miss him
17. Whats one thing you wish you could change → my love life
19. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom → Is that a real question? – um yes but really?
23. What’s getting on your nerves right now → my PA situation but really it’s not that bad
24. Most visited webpage → gmail

001. Whats your real name → Nope not telling
002. Nicknames→ Koop
003. Status → single
004. Zodiac sign → Scorpio
005. Male or female → Female
006. Elementary –> St. Marks
007. Middle School → St. marks
008. High school → Steeleville
010. Hair color –> blong
011. Long or short → sort of long
015. Are you health freak → NO- I really should be though
016. Height → 5′ 10″
018: what do you like about yourself → I’m smart and pretty funny
019: piercings→ Ears
020. Tattoos → none
021. Righty or lefty → Righty

FIRSTS :
022. First surgery → Kidney biopsy
023. First piercing → ears
026. First sport you joined → Cheerleading – Is that a sport?
027. First pet → Pepper
028. First vacation→ Um….Myrtle Beach
029. First concert → Nelson
030. First crush → Ohh….I think serious crush was Kyle

CURRENTLY :
049. Eating → nothing
050. Drinking → Diet Coke
052. I’m about to → post this
053. Listening to → Dirty Sexy Money.
055. Waiting → Michelle to txt me back about tonight

YOUR FUTURE :
058. Want kids? Nope
059. Want to get married? yea, I guess.
060. Careers in mind? Producer

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX? :
068. Lips or eyes → Eyes
069. Hugs or kisses → hugs
070. Shorter or taller → Taller
071. Older or Younger→ older
072. Romantic or spontaneous → spontaneous
073. Nice stomach or nice arms → stomach
074. Sensitive or loud →a mixture would be best
075. Hook-up or relationship → Relationship
077. Trouble maker or hesitant → more toward the trouble maker

HAVE YOU EVER :
078. Kissed a stranger → Yes
079. Drank hard liquor → Yes
080. Lost glasses/contacts → No
081. Ran away from home → No but I once buried a sock of money in case i wanted to…um I was like 10
084. Broken someone’s heart → Um I think so
085. Been arrested → almost
086. Turned someone down → Yeah
087. Cried when someone died → yes
088. Liked a guy/girl friend → Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself → Yes
090. Miracles → Yes
091. Love at first sight → Oh no…..
092. Heaven → Yes
093. Santa Claus → No but I like the idea of ppl acting like Santa and giving to the less fortunate
095. Kiss on the first date → maybe
096. Angels → yes

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY :
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? yep
098. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? No
099. Do you believe in God? Yes
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Yeah

Last night it was 11pm and I was finally heading home from work. I really, really wanted pizza and in LA there are no late night pizza places. So I decided to stop at one of those Taco Bell/ Pizza Hut combo restaurants. First I get in line, in the drive thru, and I sit and sit and sit. REally I mean how long does it really take to make a taco? After sitting for almost 20min I make my order only to get to the window and for them to say, “sorry. You’re breadsticks aren’t ready yet. We’ll give you some free nachos if you don’t mind pulling around and wating a few minutes.” Fine. I really wanted my damn pizza.

I pull over and start reading a magazine, not really paying attention to the time. After awhile I realize it’s been almost 20 freakin’ minutes. I look back and the restarurant doors are now locked. WTF?! So I go through the horrendously slow drive thru yet again. After another 10 minutes I get to the window….first the damn breadsticks are still not ready. The very embarassed guy at the window gives me a refund and just my pizza. Um yeah free nachos? Anyone?

After almost an hour at this fun adventure I get home. I finally get to sit down and eat my highly anticipated, sought after pepperoni pizza. Um it was basically cheeseless, burnt, and horrible. Needless to say I was extremely happy I got my money back. Worst pizza I’ve ever had and this includes when I’ve had to mop grease up off the pizza. Moral of the story: F’ drive thrus, especially at 11pm.

On December 20th in cities around the nation people who believe in equal rights will hold candle light vigils. Check out www.jointheimpact.com to find your city. Please remember we are all created equal. Happy Holidays!

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I believe every person in any white trash – Esq town needs this for a Christmas/Holiday gift. May I present: The Beer Hoodie! No I’m not making this up. It actually exists and for $45.00 +shipping you too could be “white trash”.