L Word

Been a bit since I posted anything up here so here’s some random crap that’s happened to me in the past few weeks. Tonight i spent the evening chillin’ w/ a friend and catching up on The L Word. Um WTF?! I mean I know this show has sort of lived in fantasy land pretty much after the first season but wow has the train left the tracks here. Shane and Jenny going at it. Bette and Tina completely out of the blue deciding to adopt a baby but oh there’s a recession and both of their jobs are in jeopardy. Tasha should dump Alice for being condescending all the time. Jamie. Can we say future awkward threesome there? Kit has become retarded and a psuedo lesbo or something. Helena is chasing after the woman who was straight, sued her for sexual harassment, won millions then ran off to San Francisco to be gay. Um ok. That’s exactly how it happens. And Max…seriously. Pregnant after taking all that testosterone. Like he’s not having a mutant baby. That shit is disturbing.

Now I’d just like to say to all those watching this in the mid-west where you’ve only ever met one gay person your entire life. This is not how lesbians in LA act. Plus not everyone looks like a barbie doll. Granted there is drama but not like this and never does so much drama happen to the same person. I think you could take one characters entire storyline and spread it amongst 8 lesbians and that would probably be more accurate but would make boring TV. And not every group of lesbians all date each other, which doesn’t happen too much on L Word but just get that thought out of your head. Not perfect out here…there are the mischievous, drama inducing ones but I’ve never even heard of a female in transition getting pregnant. :/

In other real world news…I went to Vancouver last weekend and am in love. I love Canada! I had a good feeling that I would love it there because I always pick the more difficult of two options. But it feels like home there and I haven’t been to a foreign country since London, England where I really didn’t want to come back to The States. Ohhh and the Canadian dollar tanked while there so it was $.70 to the $1.00. Awesome! AND since I have more of a neutral Chicago accent people thought I was Canadian. Bonus.

Now to only find some money. I’m unemployed again but really need to find some work. I’m trying desperately not to spend any money but have failed every single day I’ve been unemployed. I need to put the credit cards away and sit my ass on my couch. Tomorrow is tax day. Yes, I do my own taxes and am quite good at it. Just another weird talent I happen to posses. BTW did I mention that the weather sucked a big one in LA while I was in Vancouver where it was beautiful and sunny. Ahhhh….Oh and I stocked up on Vancouver Olympic 2010 gear. Love it and I got most of it on sale. Ohh and we got an even bigger discount for being foreign.

Side Note: The woman who had the Octuplets needs to be shaken till she can no longer reproduce. She doesn’t have the money to pay for them and her 6 other kids. So guess who’s getting to pay for them and their millions of hospital bills? Yep, the wonderful Californian tax payers. The same ones who are getting State tax I.O.U’s. I cannot be more excited about this one. Oh and now she’s begging for money on the Internet. Nice. Get a freakin’ job! Did I mention she had a doctor sperminate her w/ 8 embryos so she could have octuplets. And her parents lost their home paying for hers and Dad is heading back to Afghanistan to work to pay for this shit. Please someone shake her til she gets a clue.