Archive for June 12th, 2008

To the 2.5 ppl who might be reading my blog sorry for the lack of posts. I’ve honestly just have had nothing to say and no desire to be funny about the nothing. But here’s some of the latest crap in my life…

1. My sister is filing for divorce or has? I’m not sure. Why you ask? Well because apparently I don’t get to know the details because I suck at being a sister. Now I could write on that subject for years but it’s too frustrating. I’m sad for my sister and it’s really not a good situation. Not that she’s being harmed in any sense of the word but she is very unhappy. Probably the unhappiest I have ever seen her but I cannot fix this problem and my advice is worth shit cause I’m the “little” sister who knows nothing. Bitter about that; yes. My family has asked me to “take one for the team” and call her to get screamed at for my supposed suckage. Anyone think that sounds like fun? I don’t.

2. I cannot read nor speak the following languages: Spanish, German, Swiss German, Polish, Portuguese, hebrew, Russian, Italian, French, Dutch, Chinese, Japanese or any other language. I never thought this would be such a problem in my life but now that I’ve started making international television it’s become the bane of my exsistence. I spent today attempting to read Polish while listening to an awful Russian pop star sing. By 6pm I wanted to rip my eyes out and go running around in circles in my office.

3. The Itching. I want to rip my skin off from the itching. Oh yes the itching but no rash that I’m now taking prescription drugs for and medicated lotion which isn’t working! For now the doctors think it’s from stress. Yes, my work, family, and sort of recent break up has manifested itself as me embarassingly clawing my arms and legs. It’s so bad that I cannot even stop doing it when it’s inapproporiate. Liek today while I sat in a meeting with my boss I couldn’t stop scartching my arms. He looked at me like I was some disease. The scary part? If this isn’t caused from stress then it could be kidney realated which is a death sentence to a diabetic. Not good. Keep your fingers crossed that it’s just stress from the ex.

Well none of that was funny now was it? Shit. I’m working on it.. Patience you 2.5 ppl.