Yesterday I had one of those classic, what were you thinking, giant fuck up moments. I, being the genius that I am, decided to wear my ipod into the bathroom stall at work. Jamming out I stood up, went to pull up my jeans, and “plop”! Turning I just stared at my ipod sinking to the bottom of the damn toilet. Now being grossed out and horrified that my ipod, an extension of myself that never ever leaves my side, could be dead.

Of course I fished it out, dried it off, and after consulting Google, did not try to open it but learned to put it in a bowl of uncooked rice. Apparently it draws the moisture out. Who knew? Today I carried to work my Tupperware of rice and ipod and dragged my ass over to the Apple Store. Now my apple store is at The Grove, which to those living in the real world outside of LA, this is the fancy, yet great, outdoor mall that you can spot any celebrity at during the day. Yes, ppl celebrities actually never ever work. Big surprise, I know. So there I sat. Hoping that my genius aka: mac fixer would take pity on me and save my pod. Luckily the guy just wanted to get the F’ out of there so he swapped mine out w/ a brand spanking new ipod. Happy dancing ensued. Ok self contained happy dancing.

But this people is why you should dump your damn, always breaking, virus infecting, media sucking PC’s into the dumpster. They are shit and when they break they never ever work correctly again and it takes weeks plus hundreds of dollars to fix them. BUT if you spent a few more dollars and bought a Mac when it broke you take an hour, maybe two and magically it’s fixed. AND if it can’t be fixed um well you get a new one. OR if you’re software is outdated, you smile, are polite and Oh, oh they will give you thousands of dollars of upgrades for FREE!!!!!!

Grow a brain and qut being cheap and just buy the damn Mac. Trust me you’re problems will be over.

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