There are the obvious times when being single can seriously suck ass. You know that instances….like ohh I don’t know. Going to a roller skating party and it’s couple’s skate time and you’re the only one not in a freakin’ couple. So you try to slink off the rink and go have some of the spiked punch but ya know everyone has seen you slink off and is doing the ohhh poor Koop! Bite me!

But there are the other times…the little everyday tasks which can become a huge pain in the ass because it’s just YOU! ie. today when I attempted to go grocery shopping. First there’s the pain of parking and me almost hitting a truck trying to fit into a compact spot. Then me trying to load the damn groceries into the truck while holding my purse in one hand, opening the trunk w/ the other, and using my foot to hold the cart from rolling down the highly inconvenient incline in the F’ing parking lot. I swear it was a circus act.

Then I get home and get to fight another freakin’ incline in my parking garage. I finally get the bags out of the trunk only to realizes that I bought way too many bottles of water, juice, and milk. My measly four bags of food are like 10 lb weights. Struggling I somehow manage to open the first door into the elevator, go upstairs then struggle to carry all the heavy bags to my door. By this time I want to scream….seriously if I had a significant other this whole job would have been not only easier but maybe even enjoyable. But nope here I am alone yet again. Before any of you even start with me it’s because I want to be but that’s all I’m saying on that subject.

Just as I’m about to curse the grocery gods and I’m hating well most all inanimate objects. There sitting silently outside my door is a little box. But ohhhhhhhh! It’s my new Macbeth shoes! Hallelujah! Sad to say but for most any woman all can be forgiven with new shoes. Please keep in mind it took me weeks to find these suckers in my size so finding my shoes at this moment of exasperation is like finding a pot of gold. Happy Dancing all around!!!!!

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