First I promised a post from my HS Reunion and well I just cannot make it funny…dammit. BUT today there was an awkward moment or two….

First I’ve started a new job and have moved buildings so that now i”m part of an office suite (which is lovely except that we don’t even have a copy machine….hmmm) and now get to use the “bathroom key.” Now this presents a problem or two. For starters the restroom is way down the hall and a bit of a hike which is just annoying. Especially if you really need to go. Second there is only one key. Yep just one key but here’s the really fun part. The keys are on a nail by the doorway leading out of the suite where everyone walks by. Imagine this…you walk all through your suite, practically doing the potty dance with all your co-workers watching you only to get to that blasted nail and discover the key is gone! ohh so you do a lovely walk of shame, slinking back into your office only to repeat this process all over again in 10 minutes. Today I got to do this fun dance 3 times in a row before the freakin’ key was back. Just a tiny bit awkward.

There’s also that really awkward moment when someone opens a door really wide and you have split second to decide if they’re opening the door for you to go through or just swung it too wide. My new boss has a really bad habit of doing this so I’m constantly awkwardly going through, saying thank you, and getting a bizarre look from her. What makes it even more awkward is that I’m 5′10′ and the boss is ohh about 5′2″. Really, really looks bizarre to have the midget holding the door for the giant. Sort of makes my laugh but hey I’m an odd duck.

More silliness to come…..well my attempts at being funny at least.